Welcome to Meowijuanaville! The purrrrveyors of 100% Organic Catnip as well as Cat Toys and Apparel.
Meowijuana is located in Kansas City, MO and operates underground in one of KC’s many caves. Their legendary catnip is grown in Southern California and Washington State. It is some of the utmost quality, pet-safe, organic catnip you will find on the market today.
Never let your cat miss out on another session again! This feline fatty is approximately 7” long, 4.25” in diameter, and comes packed full of their high-grade, organic Meowijuana! To put it blunt-ly, this is sure to be a “hit” with your furry friends, and makes a GREAT gift to puff, puff, pass on to friends! The Catnip Blunt is also made with 18.5 ounce 100% hemp fabric, so it’s eco AND 420 friendly.
Meet Fish, my catnip crazed kitty. As I was taking pictures for this article Fish jumped on the table, stole The Catnip Blunt (still in the bag) and ran away with it. I guess he was tired of waiting. LOL
A absolute hit! The Catnip Blunt made Fish go bonkers. He even did my favourite move which I call “the bunny hop” where they hug the toy with their front paws and kick it with both back paws at the same time. That always makes me laugh.
USA-sourced, 100% natural Meowijuana. This is not your garden variety catnip. You can’t grow this stuff in your closet with a grow light! In fact, you can’t buy catnip of this quality anywhere else. Break out the cat chow because your kitty is going to have the munchies! Smoke…we mean fill…the bowl now! Enjoy your cat enjoying Kalico Kush, Purrple Passion or Meowi-Waui. Available in either a large or small pill bottle.
This thing is packed to the brims! I love how it’s stored in a pill bottle. Not only is it funny but it’s also convenient for storage. When I purchase catnip in bags and sometimes forget it on the table, my cats ravage through it. This way I don’t have to worry about it.
Purrple Passion Catnip Buds are 100% Organic. They’re made from the finest and most totally awesome fragrant Catnip Blossoms. It’s the finest ‘Catnibas’ you can get without being pulled over and searched. Meowijuana’s all natural catnip buds are harvested at the peak of the plant’s essential oil production. This gives your cat a far out (or-most righteous) experience. To find a more potent and aromatic catnip, you’d need a note from your vet. Available in either a large or small jar.
How cool is this jar?! All this might be for the cats but I get something out of it too. I love this jar! It has a air tight lid therefore you can pretty much store anything in it once you’ve cleaned it out.
Each order of catnip comes with one of these cotton muslin drawstring bags. Load it with Meowijuana and watch your cats play! Bags are natural in color with the Meowijuana Logo printed on them. 2.75″ wide x 4″ tall
Meowijuana Catnip Spray is one of the most potent catnip oil sprays on the market. It is 100% Organic and made from essential oil extracted from our legendary catnip buds and then mixed with purified water. The spray is so pure, it won’t even hurt the ozone layer. Recommended by 9 out of 10 environmentalists.
Super convenient to have when lots of guests arrive at the house. I simply spray the cat tree and all the cats gravitate towards it. I also like to use it to rejuvenate old catnip toys.
A purrfect one-time nip session for your furry friend. These King Catnibas J’s are stuffed full of Meowijuana’s organic catnip and rolled in King sized RAW papers. Simply break the J in half, sprinkle the nip and watch your cat roll around in delight! Not for human consumption. (cause duh, why would you smoke catnip?)
I thought I was a good Catmom. I talked to Fish about not doing Meowijuana but the other day I caught him in the act just before he was about to light up a King Catnibas J.
Now that I know he’s a Catnibas user he acts like he doesn’t care. He leaves his Catnip Blunt on the floor, his Catnabis oil on the table, I even heard him meowing to his brother about a Kitty Keef Grinder that he wants to purrchase online.
If it keeps going like this I don’t think he’ll pass his drug test for that barn job he applied for. You can’t be high when chasing mice! 😉
Fish is a big Meowijuana fan he absolutely approves these products. It was a big hit with him and also with everybody that stopped by, everybody found it absolutely hilarious and so did I.